TRUMP SETS FIRST PRIORITY

New York, NY November 13, 2016
“I want to let everyone know that I will investigate personally all of the urban myths and legends surrounding our government. Now that I, one of the people, is in command of the nation you can count on me to learn the truth. I will pass along my findings to you my brothers and sisters at my first opportunity. I have already advised the commanding officer of Fort Knox that I will personally be visiting Kentucky next week for a tour of the gold bullion depository. I will put to rest once and for all whether or not the gold is still there. I will inspect all of the gold if any is left. We will drill through a number of the bars to determine if they have been replaced with gold plated bricks. I’ll make sure there’s no gold bricking going on there you can count on that. I’m bringing some of my top security guys with me and if we determine that it is not properly protected we will have all of the gold moved to the fully lined treasure vaults below Trump Tower for safe keeping. The foundation of the tower is ensconced in natural bedrock formations that are impossible to penetrate without blasting which would alert my team of any attempt to move the gold. Rest assured the US gold reserves will be safe in my hands. We will save plenty of money on payroll and finally we won’t need to worry whether the gold is still safe because I have 10 billion dollars and don’t need any more money. I’ve got plenty, believe me. When I am no longer your President, the new President can opt to take the gold or leave it safe and sound with me”. —slater.com©