TRUMP SAYS HE’LL SIGN ANY NEW HEALTHCARE BILL HE FINDS

Washington, DC July 18, 2017
“I’m not kidding, first come first served. Y’know when I build a condo, I don’t wait to see how many other people may want a unit. I sell to whoever walks in the door first with what will soon be my money. When I rent a hotel room my people know that a reservation is really just a suggestion. I say rent ’em if you got ’em. Same with healthcare. One plan is probably as good as the next. Bring me something to sign and I’ll sign it. Bring it out to me on the golf course if you have to. I don’t care. Just bring me a good pen this time. I’m the President and I have a beautiful classic signature. I want to use it as many times as possible. Now I don’t like to get bogged down in the details any more than I like my shots to end up in the rough or the water. It’s congresses job to figure this all out and my job to promote the fact that we did. I need marketing fodder to talk about in order to continue to generate support from the base. The base doesn’t even care if the new plan costs them more money. They just want to thumb their nose at the Dems and the press like me. Good or bad as long as we can claim victory and scream MAGA we’ll be OK. My people think of this as a big football game. They just want their team to win. And just like after the big game, they don’t really get anything for it, just the players and owners do. But they’re OK with that and so am I.” ~~slater.com©