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TRUMP SAYS HE’LL SIGN ANY NEW HEALTHCARE BILL HE FINDS

Washington, DC July 18, 2017
“I’m not kidding, first come first served. Y’know when I build a condo, I don’t wait to see how many other people may want a unit. I sell to whoever walks in the door first with what will soon be my money. When I rent a hotel room my people know that a reservation is really just a suggestion. I say rent ’em if you got ’em. Same with healthcare. One plan is probably as good as the next. Bring me something to sign and I’ll sign it. Bring it out to me on the golf course if you have to. I don’t care. Just bring me a good pen this time. I’m the President and I have a beautiful classic signature. I want to use it as many times as possible. Now I don’t like to get bogged down in the details any more than I like my shots to end up in the rough or the water. It’s congresses job to figure this all out and my job to promote the fact that we did. I need marketing fodder to talk about in order to continue to generate support from the base. The base doesn’t even care if the new plan costs them more money. They just want to thumb their nose at the Dems and the press like me. Good or bad as long as we can claim victory and scream MAGA we’ll be OK. My people think of this as a big football game. They just want their team to win. And just like after the big game, they don’t really get anything for it, just the players and owners do. But they’re OK with that and so am I.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS RUSSIAN ATTORNEY WAS HILLARY IN DISGUISE

Washington DC July 16, 2017
“I knew it. I’ve just been told that facial recognition software will prove that the so-called Russian Government Lawyer was none other than Hillary Clinton in disguise. That explains a lot. My boy was duped by the Clinton gang from Little Rock. Those country bumpkins may have outsmarted us city slickers for now but we’re not done for yet. I’ll back up my little boy Jr. all the way till the end. You can count on that. The Clinton machine may be after him but we’ve got some pull as well. I thought all this was a hoax and part of the fake news conspiracy but it turns out that as usual when you look behind the curtain it’s just little Bill and Hillary up to their old tricks with their Russian friends. So my boy is now in the clear and the Attorney General can refocus the attention of the entire Department of Justice where it belongs. And that’s off of us and squarely on the Clintons.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HILLARY MAY HAVE ATTENDED MEETING WITH JR.

New York, NY July 14, 2017
“Was Hillary at the meeting? It wouldn’t surprise me. Her husband was impeached. She lost the election. What wouldn’t she do? Who knows? Were these friends of hers who barged into my sons private office? Were the emails real? What’s fake and what’s real? Ask Hillary cause I don’t know anymore. Is it my sons fault that the Clintons always seem to be in the middle of the action? No. We’re just private business people. They’re the politicians. Let’s drain the swamp. If the Clintons set up my son by sending over their Russian friends to bring us down that info will come out, believe me. My kids are good kids and they follow the law. Do the Clintons? It’s important that we keep everything clean, clear and simple so we can follow the facts wherever they lead. I hope the investigators keep Whitewater in mind cause there seem to be a lot of similarities to this case. I wonder who is behind all of this, the Clintons? Or is it just more fake news? Whether or not we find out, I’ll keep working hard on all the important issues facing our country, at least that much is clear.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS BREAKING AWAY FROM THE PACK PART OF THE PLAN

Washington, DC July 9, 2017
“I wanted to let the other countries take leadership roles. It was the adult thing to do. They are not our children. They can and should stand on their own two feet, speak for themselves and run their own race. Who are we to tell them what to do? If America first, then it’s understandable that they would feel the same way about their countries. Good for them. Keep us posted. We’ll certainly be interested in their progress. We’re not in charge anymore so that will free up time to improve our country. Now that the Russia thing is resolved and Germany and France are the leaders of the free world, I can implement America first policies here at home. It really clears my schedule. Let them do some of the work for a change. Who are we to hog the spotlight? Do my critics want to do everything for everyone at all times? Now they have a chance to shine. Like I always say, let’s give them a peace of a chance”. ~~slater.com©

PELOSI AS PUNCHING BAG REPUBS BEST WEAPON

Washington, DC June 22, 2017
“We love Nancy”, says House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy. “She’s the greatest at clinging to power in an ever-shrinking Democratic party. Some of us think she or maybe her husband are closet Conservatives. We just have to mention her name and votes swing our way. Democrats fear her and what she really cares about most is her big office. She loves it and won’t step aside for the sake of her party. She is our best weapon and it’s no secret. The Dems know it but they’re afraid to confront her and ease her out. As long as she’s in, we win”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TRIES TO TIME TWEETS

Washington, DC June 5, 2017
“When I feel a lull in coverage, I tweet. Ratings matter. I don’t care if my staff or family asks me to keep quiet. The show must go on. Nobody shuts me down. I’m the richest multi-billionaire President there ever was. That didn’t happen by accident. Timing. Timing. Some people wait for life to find them. I go and find life. I can mostly tell when to tweet or write or speak if it looks like everybody wants me to shut up. The more that I’m asked to keep a lid on it, the quicker I try to get my thoughts out to my people. Basically, I’m a contrarian. I do the opposite of the herd. Everyone says I should keep my big mouth shut so that’s my signal to lash out and spout like a harpooned whale. Recently though, I think they have caught on to my method of operating so they are using reverse psychology on me. Or at least they are trying to. Now when they tell me to speak out and tweet, I know that they don’t really want me to because they think I’ll do the opposite. But I’m on to them and I’m tweeting about people, cases before the Supreme Court, policies, intelligence, you name it. They can’t stop me and I won’t let them even try. I have the password to my twitter account and even if they take my phone away or shut it down, I can stop at any store or borrow anyones phone and release a fresh twitter storm at will. My voice which is the voice of my people will get out and be heard because I seem to know just what to say and exactly when to say it.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TOUTS TEUTONIC TERRITORY TREATY TORN

Washington DC May 30, 2017
“First they wouldn’t let my Grandfather back in. Now they are treating the United States with disrespect. They are trying to gas us with illegal fraudulent Volkswagen emissions tactics. Scandals with Deutsche Bank trying to steal our cash. Their corrupt money-grubbing and scheming attempts to harm us have crossed the line. I no longer think of them as I once did. Buy what you want. As for me, I’m buying American manfactured products from American owned companies like I always do”. ~~slater.com©

PENCE PREPS PEERS PRIOR TO PRESIDENTIAL ASCENSION

Naval Observatory Washington DC May 17, 2017
“I stand fully by and with the President of the United States, Mr. Donald J.Trump. There is not a beam of sunlight between us or our positions. I am fully a loyalist and will go down with the ship or whatever it takes, hopefully we will sail on successfully. However, America is bigger than any one man. If called upon, I will rise to the occasion and serve this great nation of ours with honor, dignity and truthfulness through to the letter of the law. I have asked my wife to prepare for a move downtown to Pennsylvania Avenue, not that we want to, no, but that we must in the name of all that is good, just and right with this land. For it is not what the stars say in their vast alignment but what is in our hearts as Americans and fellow travelers in this country that none of us deserve but we are blessed to be a part of. I will accept my duties with a heavy heart and a willing spirit as I know our outgoing Commander in Chief would want me to do. I will forever be grateful to President Trump for his support and I think it is fair to say, I wouldn’t be where I am without his help.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SELECTS ERIC TRUMP AS FBI DIRECTOR

Washington, DC May 10, 2017
“My son Eric is very tall. About 6’7″ or so. Very tall. About the same height as former FBI Director Comey. He will do a fabulous job as Director. I wanted a fresh face. Someone from outside the agency to shake things up. Really place a new spin on the whole thing. Reset the priorities. Move the ball down field and reach our goals. I told him son, leave the past in the past. Focus on the future. With that in mind I’ve asked him to close the books on old and tired investigations. While everyone else is squinting to look in the rear view mirror I told him to ignore their cries for justice for past sins and begin anew. As far as me and the new Director are concerned today is the first day of the rest of our administration”. ~~slater.com

PUTIN TELLS TRUMP COMEY’S GETTING CLOSE

Washington, DC May 10, 2017
“I didn’t fire Comey because Vlad told me he’s on to us. There’s nothing for him to find anyway. I’m my own man. Everyone knows that. Decisions made by me are my own. Period. Vlad didn’t care if Comey was still the FBI Director when Sergey Lavrov arrived in DC today. I just thought that it would be a nice gesture. I mean I was planning to let him go anyway, so why not get some additional mileage out of it by having it timed for Sergey’s visit today. Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak”. ~~slater.com