Category Archives: Washington D.C.

TRUMP SAYS NEW TAX PLAN WON’T HELP HIM PERSONALLY

Washington, DC October 1, 2017
“This plan will not help me in any way. Bad. Bad for me personally. That is for sure. I lose, but my people win. I’m for them. Not for me. I’ve always been a giver. It’s in my make up. I can’t help it even if I wanted to. Now it is possible that my children might get some small benefit from this. After we eliminate the estate tax also called the death tax, my kids will save a little. Let’s see, I’m worth 10 billion dollars, so 40% of ten billion dollars is 4 Billion dollars minus the exemption of about 6 million, ok still about 4 billion in savings. About a billion dollars per kid or so. Those kids work hard though. You’ve never seen anything like the way these kids work. Never. But this will also help family farms and other business owners, not just my family. Also, with the AMT gone, I might save 50 or 60 million dollars a year in income tax based on last years returns. But remember I don’t always make the same amount each year so I might not save, right? As far as ballooning the deficit, no problem, I called Saudi Arabia, Germany, Japan and China and they said they would keep buying our government bonds for as long as it takes for the trickle down effect of my plan to take hold. I always say you have to spend money to make money especially if it’s other peoples money, right? The main thing is that my little people could save between $500 and $1,000 per year to shop or whatever so we all win. And most important is that I donate my $400,000 salary each year to good causes so I’m not an accountant but it all nets out one way or another, I’m sure.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS ANTHEM RESPECT #1 PRIORITY RIGHT NOW

Washington, DC September 25, 2017
“I won’t take my eye off the ball and neither should they. Right now in our land there may be devastation in Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico. Stand strong my fellow citizens. I know that you are hurting. But as President I’ve got to protect the flag first and let everything else fall into place after that. My main priority is to gin up my base and rev up the party into a full lathered frenzy about football protests. This is not political. It is existential. With the press making up stories about Russia and other stuff, I’ve got to counter that fake fog with my own big top style extravaganza laden sports circus. It’s paramount to our country and I believe this should be the #1 item covered by all major media for the foreseeable future. Even if they still talk about the other stuff, this’ll drown out a lot of it and there’s nothing they can do about it”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TELLS REPUBS CHUCK AND NANCY ARE NICE TO ME

Washington, DC September 10, 2017
“I told Mitch and Paul to play nice with me. But they took their bat and ball and went home without finishing the game. So I looked around town for other playmates and found Chuck and Nancy sitting alone. They were nice to me and played ball. I don’t like to be left alone. So Chuck and Nancy asked me to vote for their idea and I did. They’re nice. I like Chuck and Nancy”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE LOVES HIS LITTLE DREAMERS

Washington, DC September 6, 2017
“I love me my precious dreamers. You are very much cared for and loved. It’s my tough love approach that will make you and this great country of ours stronger. Go, go out into the world. Seek your fortune and your fate. Leave the nest my little dreamer babies, well some of you are almost 30 now aren’t you? I love you all…I do so much it hurts me more than it hurts you I’ll bet. I expect to hear great things from you little dreamers. And one day, if you’re good, maybe you can return to the USA with your head held high and a new confidence as you will have faced down the world with a grit you could only have picked up here in America. Yes, my baby dreamers, we give you a big gift as we push off your little rowboats from our pleasant shores and send you out like Cuba did in their boat lift. Goodbye dreamers, you will thank me later, believe me.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE’LL CREATE JOBS BY ALLOWING EVERYONE IN AMERICA TO WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A FEW DAYS

Washington, DC August 18, 2017
“Only I could arrange for my citizens to receive gainful employment experience here in DC. I will hire anyone interested in a temporary position into my administration. Although they may not be around that long, what happens in here will give them food for thought for the rest of their lives. I mean it. They’ll look back fondly at their brief time in the White House and pine for the old days when we could just shoot the breeze in the oval office. Fun times, good times. I’m looking forward to meeting a lot of you here in the Capitol for your on-boarding. To save time we also conduct your exit interview later that same day.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE’LL SIGN ANY NEW HEALTHCARE BILL HE FINDS

Washington, DC July 18, 2017
“I’m not kidding, first come first served. Y’know when I build a condo, I don’t wait to see how many other people may want a unit. I sell to whoever walks in the door first with what will soon be my money. When I rent a hotel room my people know that a reservation is really just a suggestion. I say rent ’em if you got ’em. Same with healthcare. One plan is probably as good as the next. Bring me something to sign and I’ll sign it. Bring it out to me on the golf course if you have to. I don’t care. Just bring me a good pen this time. I’m the President and I have a beautiful classic signature. I want to use it as many times as possible. Now I don’t like to get bogged down in the details any more than I like my shots to end up in the rough or the water. It’s congresses job to figure this all out and my job to promote the fact that we did. I need marketing fodder to talk about in order to continue to generate support from the base. The base doesn’t even care if the new plan costs them more money. They just want to thumb their nose at the Dems and the press like me. Good or bad as long as we can claim victory and scream MAGA we’ll be OK. My people think of this as a big football game. They just want their team to win. And just like after the big game, they don’t really get anything for it, just the players and owners do. But they’re OK with that and so am I.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS RUSSIAN ATTORNEY WAS HILLARY IN DISGUISE

Washington DC July 16, 2017
“I knew it. I’ve just been told that facial recognition software will prove that the so-called Russian Government Lawyer was none other than Hillary Clinton in disguise. That explains a lot. My boy was duped by the Clinton gang from Little Rock. Those country bumpkins may have outsmarted us city slickers for now but we’re not done for yet. I’ll back up my little boy Jr. all the way till the end. You can count on that. The Clinton machine may be after him but we’ve got some pull as well. I thought all this was a hoax and part of the fake news conspiracy but it turns out that as usual when you look behind the curtain it’s just little Bill and Hillary up to their old tricks with their Russian friends. So my boy is now in the clear and the Attorney General can refocus the attention of the entire Department of Justice where it belongs. And that’s off of us and squarely on the Clintons.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS BREAKING AWAY FROM THE PACK PART OF THE PLAN

Washington, DC July 9, 2017
“I wanted to let the other countries take leadership roles. It was the adult thing to do. They are not our children. They can and should stand on their own two feet, speak for themselves and run their own race. Who are we to tell them what to do? If America first, then it’s understandable that they would feel the same way about their countries. Good for them. Keep us posted. We’ll certainly be interested in their progress. We’re not in charge anymore so that will free up time to improve our country. Now that the Russia thing is resolved and Germany and France are the leaders of the free world, I can implement America first policies here at home. It really clears my schedule. Let them do some of the work for a change. Who are we to hog the spotlight? Do my critics want to do everything for everyone at all times? Now they have a chance to shine. Like I always say, let’s give them a peace of a chance”. ~~slater.com©

PELOSI AS PUNCHING BAG REPUBS BEST WEAPON

Washington, DC June 22, 2017
“We love Nancy”, says House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy. “She’s the greatest at clinging to power in an ever-shrinking Democratic party. Some of us think she or maybe her husband are closet Conservatives. We just have to mention her name and votes swing our way. Democrats fear her and what she really cares about most is her big office. She loves it and won’t step aside for the sake of her party. She is our best weapon and it’s no secret. The Dems know it but they’re afraid to confront her and ease her out. As long as she’s in, we win”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TOUTS TEUTONIC TERRITORY TREATY TORN

Washington DC May 30, 2017
“First they wouldn’t let my Grandfather back in. Now they are treating the United States with disrespect. They are trying to gas us with illegal fraudulent Volkswagen emissions tactics. Scandals with Deutsche Bank trying to steal our cash. Their corrupt money-grubbing and scheming attempts to harm us have crossed the line. I no longer think of them as I once did. Buy what you want. As for me, I’m buying American manfactured products from American owned companies like I always do”. ~~slater.com©