Category Archives: Washington D.C.

TRUMP SAYS HE CAN FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME

Washington, DC March 21, 2017
“Abraham Lincoln was wrong. He said, “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time”. But I believe I can fool all of the people all of the time because that’s not really my intention. That’s because the truth is fungible. How do we really know how many dimensions there are? Who can tell if string theory permeates speech and actions? Are we really here? Right? Maybe, but probably not. So what so-called words am I speaking or writing that can be quantified in earthly linguistics? Do you truly know how you came to be? What is existence? Is it different for you than me? Can you be the judge of what is real in my world? Should you judge me? Or anyone? So it’s not really a psychic shell game, but a sorely needed shot of non-reality which coincides with the seeming reality we all may find ourselves in. Believe me.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS OBAMACARE BAD

Washington DC, March 12, 2017
“Obamacare is very very bad. Very bad. Sad even. Not redeemable in any way. A total mess. In a complete state of collapse. Totally over. Fortunately we will repeal and replace Obamacare with Trumpcare which will be a first class, high-end, total care plan. We will offer all kinds of healthcare packages for the American people. They will be very affordable. In fact each person will only buy what they can afford. No one and I repeat no one will be forced to buy any coverage at all. Buy whatever type of health coverage you like. If you like it buy it. Many people will go without and just roll the dice. That is their choice, right? We won’t force you to buy something that you don’t want like Obama did. You’re free now. Of course, if you buckle down, work hard, save and invest your money you can buy some of our gold and platinum packages with classy top-shelf healthcare and all the frills. That’s additional incentive to study, apply yourself and be fiscally disciplined. If not, you might need to go without or move to San Francisco and camp out near Nancy Pelosi’s house. She might fund a clinic for anyone who stops by. I’m more of a cash and carry type of guy. In any case, I always say don’t give a man a Band-Aid. Teach him how to heal a wound on his own and he’ll never have an open sore again.” ~~slater.com©

OBAMA DENIES BUGGING TRUMP

Washington, DC March 5, 2017
“I didn’t need to bug him. He can barely contain a single thought that enters his mind. He tweets more than Sasha and Malia combined. It’s like a Jr. High School girl with her first phone. Wire tap him? He bares his innermost soul to the world almost every single day. He says the embarrassing, shocking, hurtful thoughts that most adults have the good sense and self control to replace with common courtesy in polite society. Bug him? I’d rather play Barry Manilow albums backwards to see if there were any hidden messages. It would be more entertaining and productive. If I wanted to know what candidate Trump was saying about any topic, I could’ve turned on any channel at any time. The media he whines incessantly about propped him up into the premier cover girl with 2-3 billion dollars worth of free coverage during the campaign. More info on him? I think I’ve heard enough.” ~~slater.com©

MEDIA CALLS TRUMP FAKE PRESIDENT

Washington, DC February 24, 2017
“We think that Donald Trump is a fake President. We have a series of reliable sources that say he is totally fake with a capital F. Fake like nobody’s business. Faux like the fake facades on his buildings. Glittery like a fake glass ring. Phony like fools gold. If Judges are so-called fake judges and the media only reports fake made-up stories then the leader of this sad rusting hulk adrift at sea must also be fake. President in name only like the shiny gold signs he rents to hotels, apartments and casinos. Not really a Trump property, just says Trump on the door to draw people in.”

In response, President Trump said, “The fake media is at it again. I’m not fake they are. That’s what they are but what am I? Not fake, I can tell you that. I’m the real deal. You don’t get more down to earth real than me. I’m the realist realist you’re gonna find. So the story they just printed about me being fake was fake. That means that two fakes make a real. So if they’re completely fake and their stories are fake, then the story about me being fake wasn’t real and I’m real which like I so totally already knew without their help.”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TELLS NORDSTROM TO REMEMBER MACY’S

Washington, DC February 12, 2017
“If I were Nordstrom I’d look at what happened to Macy’s after they dropped my clothing line. Their stock tanked. The CEO is out and I hear the chain is up for sale. Basically it was a healthy prosperous retailer and now resembles a damaged ship listing to port. Just saying.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP QUESTIONS VALUE OF SO-CALLED JUDGES

Washington, DC February 5, 2017
“I knew the media had it in for me. That I knew. But now the so-called judges. Who died and left them boss? Look, the President is the most powerful figure in the country. That’s me and what I say goes. Maybe under a Democratic regime the judges are a big part of the puzzle but I rule and make rulings and I don’t need to double check with anyone else. That’s the reason you become President. I mean that’s basically the whole shebang. I’m the Leader and I lead, judges and everyone else follows. Or else it’s anarchy. Chaos. And chaos is no way to run a country. Not while I’m in charge anyway”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP GIVES IRAN NOTICE

Washington, DC February 1, 2017
“I told them in no uncertain terms, we know what you’ve done. We know what you’re doing and more important than that – we know what we’re doing. What you need to think about is if you know what we know about what you are up to. If so, what do you think we will do about it? What action would you take if you knew what we know? Do you think we don’t know what to do? We know. Believe me. There are about 1/2 a million Iranian Americans today in America. They are doing fabulously well as a group. Amongst the best of any group. They are treated well and contribute to American society. How many Americans or any group for that matter are desperately trying to get into Iran and apply for citizenship? That’s what I thought. Why don’t you fix your society first before wreaking havoc on the rest of the world. I thought it was funny when you got so upset that Iranians couldn’t travel to the United States for a few months. If we’re so bad, why would you want your people coming here anyway. You should’ve thanked us.” ~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS INAUGURATION WAY BIGGER THAN MEDIA SHOWED

Washington, DC January 24, 2017
“Leave it to the fake media to air brush the people out of the video of my inauguration. There were easily millions of people on the National Mall to see me ascend to the Presidency. Easily. Why insignificant crowd counts are so important to the fake media, I can’t tell you. But I’ll remain focused on jobs, jobs and more jobs. I won’t stop until people say we have too many jobs and not enough people to fill them. Even then, just try to stop me. But there were record breaking crowds out on the great lawn that day. It was beautiful. So many people, I can’t thank you enough. Really. When Obama was inaugurated most of the crowd consisted of illegal aliens anyway. If you take away the illegals from the vote, I easily win the popular vote and my mall crowd would look way bigger than Obamas. But it just doesn’t matter to me. It’s just media hype. When will they quit and get back to work on what real Americans care about? Like I do.” ~slater.com©

REPUBLICANS DECLARE ETHICS IMPEDIMENT TO PROGRESS

Washington, DC January 4, 2017
“We think this things gotten way overblown. We didn’t mean to reduce ethics examinations and investigations in any way. We just wanted to y’know get things done for the American people. We weren’t going to pork barrel or otherwise line anyones pocket. It was just to streamline the process. To move forward. But any suggestion that we were trying to cover up any past or future wrongdoing is silly. Just ridiculous. We didn’t get elected by such a wide majority because we hid things. Now that we have both houses, the Supreme Court, Federal Judgeships and the Presidency it just seemed foolish to cow tow to committees and organizations made up of who knows who. We must make sure that old “absolute power corrupts absolutely” remains just a quote not reality. To do that we wanted to close as many needless power hungry organizations as we could. It was just coincidental that we started with the Independent Ethics Committee. We’ll leave it operable for now, but we are ethically obligated to advise you that we may revisit the vote in the future should the need arise”. ~~slater.com©

AMERICANS BRACING FOR THE FIRST HALLOWEEN WHERE BOTH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ARE NOW SCARIER THAN ANY MASK

Washington, DC October 30, 2015
“I wouldn’t let my kids watch the debates. They were cartoonishly uncivilized” said Melody from Tampa. “My kids asked me if the people on TV are actors working for Saturday Night Live. I’m voting for one of them, but either choice is too embarrassing to mention.” said Joe from Bismarck. “We have hundreds of millions of people, many ethical, trustworthy and bright and these two are what we have to pick from in 9 days?” said Fran from Milwaukee. I told my son it’s very important to vote, but I can’t tell him which one I’m voting for as they both have breeched the ethical divide so often, it would give him a bad impression of separating wrong from right.” said Tommy from Jasper. “I’m glad human lifespans are so short. Just 50 or 60 New Years parties from now, a huge number of everyone alive today will be gone. Hopefully future generations will act responsibly and put forth qualified candidates for Leader of the Free World.” said George from Troy. —slater.com©