Category Archives: Washington D.C.

TRUMP QUESTIONS VALUE OF SO-CALLED JUDGES

Washington, DC February 5, 2017
“I knew the media had it in for me. That I knew. But now the so-called judges. Who died and left them boss? Look, the President is the most powerful figure in the country. That’s me and what I say goes. Maybe under a Democratic regime the judges are a big part of the puzzle but I rule and make rulings and I don’t need to double check with anyone else. That’s the reason you become President. I mean that’s basically the whole shebang. I’m the Leader and I lead, judges and everyone else follows. Or else it’s anarchy. Chaos. And chaos is no way to run a country. Not while I’m in charge anyway”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP GIVES IRAN NOTICE

Washington, DC February 1, 2017
“I told them in no uncertain terms, we know what you’ve done. We know what you’re doing and more important than that – we know what we’re doing. What you need to think about is if you know what we know about what you are up to. If so, what do you think we will do about it? What action would you take if you knew what we know? Do you think we don’t know what to do? We know. Believe me. There are about 1/2 a million Iranian Americans today in America. They are doing fabulously well as a group. Amongst the best of any group. They are treated well and contribute to American society. How many Americans or any group for that matter are desperately trying to get into Iran and apply for citizenship? That’s what I thought. Why don’t you fix your society first before wreaking havoc on the rest of the world. I thought it was funny when you got so upset that Iranians couldn’t travel to the United States for a few months. If we’re so bad, why would you want your people coming here anyway. You should’ve thanked us.” ~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS INAUGURATION WAY BIGGER THAN MEDIA SHOWED

Washington, DC January 24, 2017
“Leave it to the fake media to air brush the people out of the video of my inauguration. There were easily millions of people on the National Mall to see me ascend to the Presidency. Easily. Why insignificant crowd counts are so important to the fake media, I can’t tell you. But I’ll remain focused on jobs, jobs and more jobs. I won’t stop until people say we have too many jobs and not enough people to fill them. Even then, just try to stop me. But there were record breaking crowds out on the great lawn that day. It was beautiful. So many people, I can’t thank you enough. Really. When Obama was inaugurated most of the crowd consisted of illegal aliens anyway. If you take away the illegals from the vote, I easily win the popular vote and my mall crowd would look way bigger than Obamas. But it just doesn’t matter to me. It’s just media hype. When will they quit and get back to work on what real Americans care about? Like I do.” ~slater.com©

REPUBLICANS DECLARE ETHICS IMPEDIMENT TO PROGRESS

Washington, DC January 4, 2017
“We think this things gotten way overblown. We didn’t mean to reduce ethics examinations and investigations in any way. We just wanted to y’know get things done for the American people. We weren’t going to pork barrel or otherwise line anyones pocket. It was just to streamline the process. To move forward. But any suggestion that we were trying to cover up any past or future wrongdoing is silly. Just ridiculous. We didn’t get elected by such a wide majority because we hid things. Now that we have both houses, the Supreme Court, Federal Judgeships and the Presidency it just seemed foolish to cow tow to committees and organizations made up of who knows who. We must make sure that old “absolute power corrupts absolutely” remains just a quote not reality. To do that we wanted to close as many needless power hungry organizations as we could. It was just coincidental that we started with the Independent Ethics Committee. We’ll leave it operable for now, but we are ethically obligated to advise you that we may revisit the vote in the future should the need arise”. ~~slater.com©

AMERICANS BRACING FOR THE FIRST HALLOWEEN WHERE BOTH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ARE NOW SCARIER THAN ANY MASK

Washington, DC October 30, 2015
“I wouldn’t let my kids watch the debates. They were cartoonishly uncivilized” said Melody from Tampa. “My kids asked me if the people on TV are actors working for Saturday Night Live. I’m voting for one of them, but either choice is too embarrassing to mention.” said Joe from Bismarck. “We have hundreds of millions of people, many ethical, trustworthy and bright and these two are what we have to pick from in 9 days?” said Fran from Milwaukee. I told my son it’s very important to vote, but I can’t tell him which one I’m voting for as they both have breeched the ethical divide so often, it would give him a bad impression of separating wrong from right.” said Tommy from Jasper. “I’m glad human lifespans are so short. Just 50 or 60 New Years parties from now, a huge number of everyone alive today will be gone. Hopefully future generations will act responsibly and put forth qualified candidates for Leader of the Free World.” said George from Troy. —slater.com©

REINCE PRIEBUS SAYS HE DIDN’T DESTROY THE PARTY

Washington, DC October 18, 2016
“I didn’t set out to destroy the party. I don’t really think it is broken even now. It’s just a boisterous bunch a boys lookin for a rowdy good time, that’s all. It is a party, ain’t it? Y’know my favorite song is Jason Aldeen’s My Kinda Party. I just love it. Really gets me going. So I’m not party averse. I mean let’s party, right? What is a political party anyway? A group of people getting together with mutual interests just trying to have a good time. That’s why they call it a party, right? Otherwise it’d just be called the administrative organization political group. That does not have a good ring to it, no sir. Hey, I’m the party leader and we have more Governors in office and we control the Senate and the House. So y’know, I’m not buying all the hand wringing over this election. Was Trumpy my first choice? No. But I only get one vote. The people chose Trump. Don’t blame me. The kids love him. I mean they just love him. Being able to say and do anything at anytime and then just blame whoever. They think he’s the greatest. One of ’em told me they may never get in trouble again. I mean seriously, we could sweep this thing, House, Senate whatever. It’s like we’re on a merry-go-round and it just won’t stop. Is the room moving or am I just getting dizzy? Remember Dizzy Gillespie? He could really play ball, right? We need more power hitters like him on the Washington Nationals. That team should be called the Washington Democrats, they lose so much, right? Anyway, I’m supposed to meet Trumpy later to make sure he’s with the program, but I’m not sure if the meetings still on. I just saw him on TV half way across the country. He’s funny. I like him. Have I introduced you to my secretary? Would you like a drink?” —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS MEDIA DOESN’T GET HIM

Washington,DC August 14, 2016
“I will ban them all when I’m elected. They just don’t get how popular I am and how much you folks love me. They harp on and on about nothing really. Nothing any of us care about anyway. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know you do. It really irks me though, especially the failing New York Times. They call that reporting? C’mon. Come out to my rallies. See what the people respond to. They respond to me and my messages about me. I’m who they want to see and I’m willing to expose my most inner self to them at all times. I’m about honesty. I can’t help myself. The truth about me and what I am and what I do and what I want and what I have just flows like water from my lips. I mean who knows me best? Me or the media? Me. I know me best. I am in the best position to tell my story my way. I’m the one who is in control of me. I say what I think and it’s better than what other people especially the media think or say or do. I have all the information that needs to be distributed so they can save time and stop investigating and researching, just ask me and I’ll tell them whatever they want to know. No secrets, nothing to hide everything out in the open for all to see. Clear, crisp and fully under the microscope – I truly have nothing to hide. I’m an open book. Stop digging up stuff on me that no one and I mean no one wants to know about. Instead, just ask me and I’ll lay it out for you neat and tidy. If I am elected that is the way information will be distributed anyway. The old fashioned press conference in that little room is over. This is the digital age. I can tweet in my sleep. You really think I’m going to put on a suit and stand in that little room like a stooge for you to question like I’m on trial? How’d you ever get those other leaders to do that, anyway? Some leaders. Don’t bother driving over to the White House. Just follow me on Twitter and you’ll have all the info you need. You can submit any questions you have electronically and we’ll get to appropriate questions as we can. I’ll put together everything you need to know and save everyone time. As a truth-teller I can do that and better than anyone. Trust me. If I do take office there will be no press access to the White House. It’s a time waster and really out of date. I’ll be working on behalf of the American people and they don’t want me kowtowing to reporters and such when I could be negotiating deals and restoring America to greatness. So all you media types can just sit in your offices and cancel your travel budgets cause if I have anything to say, I’ll reach out to you. Until then write about the latest recipes, fashion and sports. Politics will be handled appropriately for once so you’d be wasting your time anyway. Besides, my strategy is to keep most things secret. And what I don’t keep secret will be layered with disinformation. Also to keep people off-balance I will say one thing and do another to really bring my unpredictability to a new level. I’ll mostly be acting on the political stage for the consumption of our enemies. All information, even basic Secret info will be strict need to know and broken into small components that five or more individuals carry separately. Then under certain circumstances they can be brought together to reconstitute the messages. See, my ability to keep a secret is more sophisticated than you thought. I’m also good at distraction and misdirection which should help keep our enemies off-balance for sure.” —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE WILL CONTINUE SCORCHED EARTH POLICY

Washington DC May 31, 2016
“I’m a counter puncher. This is well known. I fight back. Always. Look back in history. All the strong men have done this. I’m strong. It shouldn’t be a surprise. My family and my closest advisors know that I will continue this approach no matter who asks me to stop. The reason is simple. It’s a time saver. Does anyone badmouth the mafia? No. Why? Because they have been taught over the centuries that is not good for them. Likewise it is not good for anyone to speak about me or my money in anything but a respectful tone of complete reverence. In essence, I’m a teacher. I train people to move on and just accept what I say. Go against me and you’ll face a barrage like you never dreamed of negative dredged up slime and filth about you that even you weren’t aware of. By now you should know, I’m not afraid to speak my mind. I don’t care about your political affiliation or anything else for that matter. I just want to make sure that you are aware of the consequences of your actions. Speak glowingly about me and you will be praised and rewarded. Speak ill of me and prepare for the onslaught. Fear is my stick and I’m not afraid to use it”. —slater.com©

HILLARY FUMES AS POLLS SHOW SHE IS IN A VIRTUAL TIE WITH DONALD TRUMP

Washington, DC May 22, 2016
“I’m not sure I want to win now. I mean even if I’m victorious and become the first female Commander in Chief, I’d be presiding over a population many of whom would elect a known con-man game-show host to lead them. Look, what am I supposed to do with these rubes? They can be manipulated, connived and convinced to turn over the keys to our arsenal to someone with zero experience and a track record of deception that goes back decades. He even wrote proudly about it in his series of how-to books. Bragging about it really. Saying he had men move around equipment at a future casino site to give the appearance to bankers that his project was underway so that he could borrow money from them. That’s what a con is. Building up confidence in something or someone based on untrue statements or illusions. I mean ask him. He’s not shy about it. So, I’m in a quandary. Even if I win, I’d be leading millions of people who bought the line Trump was selling and wanted him as their leader. I mean they know he makes many of his products overseas and then rails at companies that do the same. He vets his VP candidates by requiring their tax returns but he won’t reveal his own. It’s a do what I say not what I do mentality and his followers just don’t seem to care. I’ll keep running but exactly what kind of a population do I get if I win?” —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS I’LL HAVE PAUL RYANS FULL SUPPORT

Washington, DC May 15, 2016
“Look Paul needs to go through this dance. I get it. But in the end he knows where his bread is buttered. Every member of the house feeds at the troth and I’ve got the biggest troth. It’s just a matter of time. They’re all kissing up now. Not every one, but almost every one and soon we’ll be one big happy family with me at the head of the table. They can say whatever they want and do whatever they want but when push comes to shove they’ll get in line and follow the leader – me. I’ve been through this a million times. All the opposition, posturing, disagreements and in the end they’re struggling for nothing. I’ll win as winners do and they’ll want to be associated with a winner. Their claims of moral superiority will go by the wayside as in the end they’ll just do what they think is in their own best interest and that always means rationalizing anything to be friends with the President. And that will be me.” —slater.com©