TRUMP SAYS HE LOVES HIS LITTLE DREAMERS

Washington, DC September 6, 2017
“I love me my precious dreamers. You are very much cared for and loved. It’s my tough love approach that will make you and this great country of ours stronger. Go, go out into the world. Seek your fortune and your fate. Leave the nest my little dreamer babies, well some of you are almost 30 now aren’t you? I love you all…I do so much it hurts me more than it hurts you I’ll bet. I expect to hear great things from you little dreamers. And one day, if you’re good, maybe you can return to the USA with your head held high and a new confidence as you will have faced down the world with a grit you could only have picked up here in America. Yes, my baby dreamers, we give you a big gift as we push off your little rowboats from our pleasant shores and send you out like Cuba did in their boat lift. Goodbye dreamers, you will thank me later, believe me.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP OK WITH HIS GENERALS HAVING OWN OPINIONS

Washington, DC September 4, 2017
“I don’t really care what anyone else has to say. Not even my own hand picked Generals. Let them speak their mind. They don’t have anything to fear from me. I won’t and don’t hold anything against anyone. I just don’t hold a grudge. Besides I like a little confusion. A little misdirection. A little bobbing and weaving. Did he say this? Did he say that? What did it mean? His Generals said something else almost the opposite of what he said. Which statement is true? What is the position of the Administration? Ha! That’s my point. I’m not telling. All the visibility talk. All the clarification speak. You can just take your best guess what I will or won’t do. What I do or don’t think. Really it’s none of your business. None at all. I’ll do what I want and say what I want, whether it actually represents my intention is yours to figure out. I’m not an open book for our enemies to read. I’m here doing my job and better than it has ever been done before, let me tell you. Believe me, much better. I would know. You don’t get ten billion dollars by accident let me tell you that much. Yeah, I’m rich but so what? It’s my mind that comes up with all the convoluted Machiavellian plans that I roll out with a deft precision that others can only dream about. Yeah, by the time everyone figures out my direction, I’m five or ten moves ahead. By the time the so called press prints reports of my plans, I’ve already moved on to something else. And when I give them my true plans I usually change them up so they print bad info anyway. Even when I leave, they never see me coming.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE ISN’T LYING JUST SPITBALLING

Phoenix, AZ August 23, 2017
“I don’t lie and I never have. Was it George Washington or Abraham Lincoln who didn’t chop down the cherry tree? I don’t know. But I know I didn’t do it. I like cherries but you won’t find me lying about them like other Presidents have. Did the media ever lie? I’ll let you figure that out. I tell the truth as I see it. How can you argue with that? You can’t, I always win. Always. No one’s bigger. No one’s badder. I’m the king. I mean I don’t really think I’m the king or anything but I’m the top of the heap, that’s for sure, right? The people at my rallies love me. I’ll keep doing rallies to keep my head on straight. I eat applause and cheering. I can riff for hours about all the past glories. Have I told you the one about beating Hillary? She’s guilty not me, that I can tell you. I got a lot more votes than her if you count the other one’s I’m talking about, believe me. A lot more. I win and I win big. Build the wall.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE’LL CREATE JOBS BY ALLOWING EVERYONE IN AMERICA TO WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A FEW DAYS

Washington, DC August 18, 2017
“Only I could arrange for my citizens to receive gainful employment experience here in DC. I will hire anyone interested in a temporary position into my administration. Although they may not be around that long, what happens in here will give them food for thought for the rest of their lives. I mean it. They’ll look back fondly at their brief time in the White House and pine for the old days when we could just shoot the breeze in the oval office. Fun times, good times. I’m looking forward to meeting a lot of you here in the Capitol for your on-boarding. To save time we also conduct your exit interview later that same day.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE’LL SIGN ANY NEW HEALTHCARE BILL HE FINDS

Washington, DC July 18, 2017
“I’m not kidding, first come first served. Y’know when I build a condo, I don’t wait to see how many other people may want a unit. I sell to whoever walks in the door first with what will soon be my money. When I rent a hotel room my people know that a reservation is really just a suggestion. I say rent ’em if you got ’em. Same with healthcare. One plan is probably as good as the next. Bring me something to sign and I’ll sign it. Bring it out to me on the golf course if you have to. I don’t care. Just bring me a good pen this time. I’m the President and I have a beautiful classic signature. I want to use it as many times as possible. Now I don’t like to get bogged down in the details any more than I like my shots to end up in the rough or the water. It’s congresses job to figure this all out and my job to promote the fact that we did. I need marketing fodder to talk about in order to continue to generate support from the base. The base doesn’t even care if the new plan costs them more money. They just want to thumb their nose at the Dems and the press like me. Good or bad as long as we can claim victory and scream MAGA we’ll be OK. My people think of this as a big football game. They just want their team to win. And just like after the big game, they don’t really get anything for it, just the players and owners do. But they’re OK with that and so am I.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS RUSSIAN ATTORNEY WAS HILLARY IN DISGUISE

Washington DC July 16, 2017
“I knew it. I’ve just been told that facial recognition software will prove that the so-called Russian Government Lawyer was none other than Hillary Clinton in disguise. That explains a lot. My boy was duped by the Clinton gang from Little Rock. Those country bumpkins may have outsmarted us city slickers for now but we’re not done for yet. I’ll back up my little boy Jr. all the way till the end. You can count on that. The Clinton machine may be after him but we’ve got some pull as well. I thought all this was a hoax and part of the fake news conspiracy but it turns out that as usual when you look behind the curtain it’s just little Bill and Hillary up to their old tricks with their Russian friends. So my boy is now in the clear and the Attorney General can refocus the attention of the entire Department of Justice where it belongs. And that’s off of us and squarely on the Clintons.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HILLARY MAY HAVE ATTENDED MEETING WITH JR.

New York, NY July 14, 2017
“Was Hillary at the meeting? It wouldn’t surprise me. Her husband was impeached. She lost the election. What wouldn’t she do? Who knows? Were these friends of hers who barged into my sons private office? Were the emails real? What’s fake and what’s real? Ask Hillary cause I don’t know anymore. Is it my sons fault that the Clintons always seem to be in the middle of the action? No. We’re just private business people. They’re the politicians. Let’s drain the swamp. If the Clintons set up my son by sending over their Russian friends to bring us down that info will come out, believe me. My kids are good kids and they follow the law. Do the Clintons? It’s important that we keep everything clean, clear and simple so we can follow the facts wherever they lead. I hope the investigators keep Whitewater in mind cause there seem to be a lot of similarities to this case. I wonder who is behind all of this, the Clintons? Or is it just more fake news? Whether or not we find out, I’ll keep working hard on all the important issues facing our country, at least that much is clear.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS BREAKING AWAY FROM THE PACK PART OF THE PLAN

Washington, DC July 9, 2017
“I wanted to let the other countries take leadership roles. It was the adult thing to do. They are not our children. They can and should stand on their own two feet, speak for themselves and run their own race. Who are we to tell them what to do? If America first, then it’s understandable that they would feel the same way about their countries. Good for them. Keep us posted. We’ll certainly be interested in their progress. We’re not in charge anymore so that will free up time to improve our country. Now that the Russia thing is resolved and Germany and France are the leaders of the free world, I can implement America first policies here at home. It really clears my schedule. Let them do some of the work for a change. Who are we to hog the spotlight? Do my critics want to do everything for everyone at all times? Now they have a chance to shine. Like I always say, let’s give them a peace of a chance”. ~~slater.com©

PELOSI AS PUNCHING BAG REPUBS BEST WEAPON

Washington, DC June 22, 2017
“We love Nancy”, says House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy. “She’s the greatest at clinging to power in an ever-shrinking Democratic party. Some of us think she or maybe her husband are closet Conservatives. We just have to mention her name and votes swing our way. Democrats fear her and what she really cares about most is her big office. She loves it and won’t step aside for the sake of her party. She is our best weapon and it’s no secret. The Dems know it but they’re afraid to confront her and ease her out. As long as she’s in, we win”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TRIES TO TIME TWEETS

Washington, DC June 5, 2017
“When I feel a lull in coverage, I tweet. Ratings matter. I don’t care if my staff or family asks me to keep quiet. The show must go on. Nobody shuts me down. I’m the richest multi-billionaire President there ever was. That didn’t happen by accident. Timing. Timing. Some people wait for life to find them. I go and find life. I can mostly tell when to tweet or write or speak if it looks like everybody wants me to shut up. The more that I’m asked to keep a lid on it, the quicker I try to get my thoughts out to my people. Basically, I’m a contrarian. I do the opposite of the herd. Everyone says I should keep my big mouth shut so that’s my signal to lash out and spout like a harpooned whale. Recently though, I think they have caught on to my method of operating so they are using reverse psychology on me. Or at least they are trying to. Now when they tell me to speak out and tweet, I know that they don’t really want me to because they think I’ll do the opposite. But I’m on to them and I’m tweeting about people, cases before the Supreme Court, policies, intelligence, you name it. They can’t stop me and I won’t let them even try. I have the password to my twitter account and even if they take my phone away or shut it down, I can stop at any store or borrow anyones phone and release a fresh twitter storm at will. My voice which is the voice of my people will get out and be heard because I seem to know just what to say and exactly when to say it.” ~~slater.com©