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TRUMP SAYS WILL POPULATE NEWLY RELEASED UTAH PUBLIC LANDS WITH IMPORTED HERDS OF ELEPHANTS FOR HUNTING

Salt Lake City, Utah December 5, 2017
“Never before has a President cared for the land like I do. I want everyone to have access to these magnificent lands. Businessmen, hunters, frackers, diggers, miners, explorers, developers, like whoever, y’know? I’m tired of these lands being held in banks for posterity. Who is posterity and why do we care so much about him? I don’t and I’m putting my considerable weight behind a new plan to make these beautiful lands great again. Like when the dinosaurs roamed Utah hunting and wreaking havoc where ever they traveled, we will take a page from these big boys and follow suit. I will bring many breeding pairs of both Indian and African elephants to these preserves and release them for our American sportsman to battle. May the best rifle win. My sons cut off elephant tails when they go to Africa as a souvenir but now they will not need to leave our great nation. We’ll drill, frack, mine and hunt these lands like they have never been mined, hunted, drilled and fracked before. These Utah Federal lands will be turned back to the people like they always should have been. Let the people decide what will be the most fun and profitable usage, not fat cat bureaucrats in the district, right? Get your pick, shovel and muskets boys and let’s see if we can’t make some good use of this place. Right now it looks abandoned. What are we saving it for?” ~~slater.comĀ©