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TRUMP SAYS HILLARY MAY HAVE ATTENDED MEETING WITH JR.

New York, NY July 14, 2017
“Was Hillary at the meeting? It wouldn’t surprise me. Her husband was impeached. She lost the election. What wouldn’t she do? Who knows? Were these friends of hers who barged into my sons private office? Were the emails real? What’s fake and what’s real? Ask Hillary cause I don’t know anymore. Is it my sons fault that the Clintons always seem to be in the middle of the action? No. We’re just private business people. They’re the politicians. Let’s drain the swamp. If the Clintons set up my son by sending over their Russian friends to bring us down that info will come out, believe me. My kids are good kids and they follow the law. Do the Clintons? It’s important that we keep everything clean, clear and simple so we can follow the facts wherever they lead. I hope the investigators keep Whitewater in mind cause there seem to be a lot of similarities to this case. I wonder who is behind all of this, the Clintons? Or is it just more fake news? Whether or not we find out, I’ll keep working hard on all the important issues facing our country, at least that much is clear.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS BREAKING AWAY FROM THE PACK PART OF THE PLAN

Washington, DC July 9, 2017
“I wanted to let the other countries take leadership roles. It was the adult thing to do. They are not our children. They can and should stand on their own two feet, speak for themselves and run their own race. Who are we to tell them what to do? If America first, then it’s understandable that they would feel the same way about their countries. Good for them. Keep us posted. We’ll certainly be interested in their progress. We’re not in charge anymore so that will free up time to improve our country. Now that the Russia thing is resolved and Germany and France are the leaders of the free world, I can implement America first policies here at home. It really clears my schedule. Let them do some of the work for a change. Who are we to hog the spotlight? Do my critics want to do everything for everyone at all times? Now they have a chance to shine. Like I always say, let’s give them a peace of a chance”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TRIES TO TIME TWEETS

Washington, DC June 5, 2017
“When I feel a lull in coverage, I tweet. Ratings matter. I don’t care if my staff or family asks me to keep quiet. The show must go on. Nobody shuts me down. I’m the richest multi-billionaire President there ever was. That didn’t happen by accident. Timing. Timing. Some people wait for life to find them. I go and find life. I can mostly tell when to tweet or write or speak if it looks like everybody wants me to shut up. The more that I’m asked to keep a lid on it, the quicker I try to get my thoughts out to my people. Basically, I’m a contrarian. I do the opposite of the herd. Everyone says I should keep my big mouth shut so that’s my signal to lash out and spout like a harpooned whale. Recently though, I think they have caught on to my method of operating so they are using reverse psychology on me. Or at least they are trying to. Now when they tell me to speak out and tweet, I know that they don’t really want me to because they think I’ll do the opposite. But I’m on to them and I’m tweeting about people, cases before the Supreme Court, policies, intelligence, you name it. They can’t stop me and I won’t let them even try. I have the password to my twitter account and even if they take my phone away or shut it down, I can stop at any store or borrow anyones phone and release a fresh twitter storm at will. My voice which is the voice of my people will get out and be heard because I seem to know just what to say and exactly when to say it.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TOUTS TEUTONIC TERRITORY TREATY TORN

Washington DC May 30, 2017
“First they wouldn’t let my Grandfather back in. Now they are treating the United States with disrespect. They are trying to gas us with illegal fraudulent Volkswagen emissions tactics. Scandals with Deutsche Bank trying to steal our cash. Their corrupt money-grubbing and scheming attempts to harm us have crossed the line. I no longer think of them as I once did. Buy what you want. As for me, I’m buying American manfactured products from American owned companies like I always do”. ~~slater.com©

PENCE PREPS PEERS PRIOR TO PRESIDENTIAL ASCENSION

Naval Observatory Washington DC May 17, 2017
“I stand fully by and with the President of the United States, Mr. Donald J.Trump. There is not a beam of sunlight between us or our positions. I am fully a loyalist and will go down with the ship or whatever it takes, hopefully we will sail on successfully. However, America is bigger than any one man. If called upon, I will rise to the occasion and serve this great nation of ours with honor, dignity and truthfulness through to the letter of the law. I have asked my wife to prepare for a move downtown to Pennsylvania Avenue, not that we want to, no, but that we must in the name of all that is good, just and right with this land. For it is not what the stars say in their vast alignment but what is in our hearts as Americans and fellow travelers in this country that none of us deserve but we are blessed to be a part of. I will accept my duties with a heavy heart and a willing spirit as I know our outgoing Commander in Chief would want me to do. I will forever be grateful to President Trump for his support and I think it is fair to say, I wouldn’t be where I am without his help.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SELECTS ERIC TRUMP AS FBI DIRECTOR

Washington, DC May 10, 2017
“My son Eric is very tall. About 6’7″ or so. Very tall. About the same height as former FBI Director Comey. He will do a fabulous job as Director. I wanted a fresh face. Someone from outside the agency to shake things up. Really place a new spin on the whole thing. Reset the priorities. Move the ball down field and reach our goals. I told him son, leave the past in the past. Focus on the future. With that in mind I’ve asked him to close the books on old and tired investigations. While everyone else is squinting to look in the rear view mirror I told him to ignore their cries for justice for past sins and begin anew. As far as me and the new Director are concerned today is the first day of the rest of our administration”. ~~slater.com

TRUMP SAYS HE’S NOT STANDING BY ANYTHING

Washington, DC May 1, 2017
Interviewed by John Dickerson over the weekend President Trump finally admitted, “I don’t stand by anything.” We caught up with the President to see if we could get some clarification. Mr. President with all due respect, sir, you didn’t really mean that you don’t stand by anything, do you? “Yeah, actually I’m the one person here in Washington who does mean what they say. You watched the interview and I stand by my comments, each and every one.” But Mr. President, the key controversial statement that you made was that you don’t stand by anything, now you say that you do stand by your comments. “That’s right, I stand by my comment that I don’t stand by anything. But anything has different meanings to different people. Remember, citizens in this great country of ours are diverse. Not just in their appearance but in their views, education and life experiences. I am speaking to them, my American people. They deserve straight talk and I’m the one who’s gonna let them have it”. But, sir, how can you equate straight talk with not standing by anything you say? I mean you said that on tape for all to see on CBS. “Maybe they edited the tape in some way to make me look bad, that’s the fake news for you. I was just in Harrisburg with my folks and they don’t think much of the news either. I bet a lot of them wouldn’t stand by it. I don’t think we should stand for it either, do you?” Sir well, that’s not really for me to say. “Sure it is, you’re an American, right? You have the right to free speech. But remember that freedom isn’t free. I’m asking other countries to pony up right now by the way. No more free rides on old Uncle Sams back. No more freeloading. You wanna sit on my couch all day, you’d best have settled the bill with the front desk. Am I right?” Well sir, I, I don’t really know. But what about the fact that you stated on the record that you simply don’t stand for anything? “Well son, just because I seemed to say it, don’t make it true now does it?” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS NEW NAVAL CLOAKING DEVICE HUGE ADVANTAGE

Washington DC April 20, 2017
“We invented the flip phone, iPads and other technology from Star Trek futuristic props. It should be no surprise that we have adapted Romulan cloaking technology to our large naval vessels. Initially it was easy to cloak small boats and drones. I am told that we used certain proprietary light-reflective surface technology with advanced holographic mirroring techniques that cause both the human eye and radar/sonar to bypass our covered objects as if they were not there. We got some help from David Copperfield as well. Who said there are no patriotic magicians? The breakthrough came when we were able to boost the signal strength and cover larger areas. We not only hide objects that we choose but we replace the space they occupy with other projected images. Using a satellite-mounted laser delivery system we can keep the illusion steady and move it with exact precision through GPS. We can also just show the ocean. It’s really like bypassing a CCTV camera and replacing it with a loop of a clear hallway like you see in so many movies. We just do it in real life and in real time. Just between us, our internal code name is Ghost Ship. I have asked DARPA to begin to adapt this technology to mobile human forms asap. I’d like to move around without my entourage from time to time. Once we get this fine tuned, I could be in Mar-a-lago or on the golf course and you will believe I am in the White House. Gotta keep ’em guessing and off-balance, right? But look, everyone knows the element of surprise works well during military operations. I still get a kick out of thinking about our enemies lookouts with their binoculars saying “alls well”…. while our giant ships are sitting right off their coast”. ~~slater.com©

REPUBLICANS SAY THEY WILL OPPOSE OPPOSE OPPOSE

March 26, 2017 Washington, DC
“We were sent here to Washington by our constituents with a single purpose. Opposition. Oppose Democrats, Oppose Republicans, Oppose Liberals, Oppose Independents, Oppose Conservatives. Oppose anyone and oppose everyone. We will fight and stand by our convictions. We will not compromise. We will not waver and we will not bend nor break. We are firm in our resolve and hear us now: you can take your ill-designed, poorly thought out, Obamacare light, so-called repeal and replace and stuff it in your pillow for extra padding. Because that’s all you’re ever going to do with it. We must follow the wishes of our constituents. And they say, stay the course, easy on the gas, steady as she goes, this ship will not be swayed by your false promises and barely-couched threats. We are sticking and we’re all in with this hand. Until the people have a health care plan that’s as good as the Congressional Health care plan we have, we’ll be voting down any Democratically devised programs. We’ll wait ’em out until we have a majority in the House, Senate and even the Presidency, if necessary. However long it may take, we’ll vote yes when all the stars are aligned.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE CAN FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME

Washington, DC March 21, 2017
“Abraham Lincoln was wrong. He said, “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time”. But I believe I can fool all of the people all of the time because that’s not really my intention. That’s because the truth is fungible. How do we really know how many dimensions there are? Who can tell if string theory permeates speech and actions? Are we really here? Right? Maybe, but probably not. So what so-called words am I speaking or writing that can be quantified in earthly linguistics? Do you truly know how you came to be? What is existence? Is it different for you than me? Can you be the judge of what is real in my world? Should you judge me? Or anyone? So it’s not really a psychic shell game, but a sorely needed shot of non-reality which coincides with the seeming reality we all may find ourselves in. Believe me.” ~~slater.com©