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REINCE PRIEBUS SAYS HE DIDN’T DESTROY THE PARTY

Washington, DC October 18, 2016
“I didn’t set out to destroy the party. I don’t really think it is broken even now. It’s just a boisterous bunch a boys lookin for a rowdy good time, that’s all. It is a party, ain’t it? Y’know my favorite song is Jason Aldeen’s My Kinda Party. I just love it. Really gets me going. So I’m not party averse. I mean let’s party, right? What is a political party anyway? A group of people getting together with mutual interests just trying to have a good time. That’s why they call it a party, right? Otherwise it’d just be called the administrative organization political group. That does not have a good ring to it, no sir. Hey, I’m the party leader and we have more Governors in office and we control the Senate and the House. So y’know, I’m not buying all the hand wringing over this election. Was Trumpy my first choice? No. But I only get one vote. The people chose Trump. Don’t blame me. The kids love him. I mean they just love him. Being able to say and do anything at anytime and then just blame whoever. They think he’s the greatest. One of ’em told me they may never get in trouble again. I mean seriously, we could sweep this thing, House, Senate whatever. It’s like we’re on a merry-go-round and it just won’t stop. Is the room moving or am I just getting dizzy? Remember Dizzy Gillespie? He could really play ball, right? We need more power hitters like him on the Washington Nationals. That team should be called the Washington Democrats, they lose so much, right? Anyway, I’m supposed to meet Trumpy later to make sure he’s with the program, but I’m not sure if the meetings still on. I just saw him on TV half way across the country. He’s funny. I like him. Have I introduced you to my secretary? Would you like a drink?” —slater.comĀ©