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TRUMP GIVES IRAN NOTICE

Washington, DC February 1, 2017
“I told them in no uncertain terms, we know what you’ve done. We know what you’re doing and more important than that – we know what we’re doing. What you need to think about is if you know what we know about what you are up to. If so, what do you think we will do about it? What action would you take if you knew what we know? Do you think we don’t know what to do? We know. Believe me. There are about 1/2 a million Iranian Americans today in America. They are doing fabulously well as a group. Amongst the best of any group. They are treated well and contribute to American society. How many Americans or any group for that matter are desperately trying to get into Iran and apply for citizenship? That’s what I thought. Why don’t you fix your society first before wreaking havoc on the rest of the world. I thought it was funny when you got so upset that Iranians couldn’t travel to the United States for a few months. If we’re so bad, why would you want your people coming here anyway. You should’ve thanked us.” ~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS INAUGURATION WAY BIGGER THAN MEDIA SHOWED

Washington, DC January 24, 2017
“Leave it to the fake media to air brush the people out of the video of my inauguration. There were easily millions of people on the National Mall to see me ascend to the Presidency. Easily. Why insignificant crowd counts are so important to the fake media, I can’t tell you. But I’ll remain focused on jobs, jobs and more jobs. I won’t stop until people say we have too many jobs and not enough people to fill them. Even then, just try to stop me. But there were record breaking crowds out on the great lawn that day. It was beautiful. So many people, I can’t thank you enough. Really. When Obama was inaugurated most of the crowd consisted of illegal aliens anyway. If you take away the illegals from the vote, I easily win the popular vote and my mall crowd would look way bigger than Obamas. But it just doesn’t matter to me. It’s just media hype. When will they quit and get back to work on what real Americans care about? Like I do.” ~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS I WON DEBATE AND MY MIKE WAS BROKEN

New York, NY September 27, 2016
“I won. I always win. Nothing new. Winners win. This debate was no different. Even with a bad mike, there really is no debate about it. Just about everyone on the internet says I’m the most interesting, exciting personality around. All the media is infatuated with me. I’m afraid to be alone with them. They give me the creeps, they’re so in love with everything I say and everything I do. Besides, I’m making them too much money by boosting their ratings through the roof. I can play them like a fiddle anyway. I can call a press conference, stop by a show or just call anyone at anytime and command attention. That’s leadership. Y’know leadership is not always doing something or having a plan. Sometimes it’s just leading. Leadership, don’t under rate it. I have it and I use it. No one else does, so follow me or I’ll remove you. Not like Hitler. I don’t want to kill anyone, but if you disagree with me like Hillary does, then you disagree with America and you need to leave. I don’t care where you go, just get out. Not just illegals, but Rosie O’Donnell and everyone else that is anti-me.” —slater.com©

TRUMP DENIES SCATTERSHOT APPROACH

Detroit, MI September 4, 2016
“No, I have been and will remain totally focused. Being me doesn’t mean being anyone else. It means that I will project my insides outward for an aura of total honesty and trustworthiness. I completely deny that I want to be everything to everyone. Although as a salesman it is tempting to satisfy your audience and make the sale. I have been known to close a deal or two and then revert to my original plan. But let me tell you this, if my original plan was good then who cares. I mean what has anybody got to lose anyway? I’m me and I can get it done. You know it and I know it. Getting it done overrides following any game plan that may have been created by something that I might have said. Remember, I said it – so who would know what I meant better than me? And if I change my mind? Do you believe that only a lady can do that? That’s sexism. Rampant sexism and I won’t stand for it. Look however it turns out, don’t rely on some dopey speech I may have given or some plan you read about. Instead look for me to move the ball down the field and score the goal. Stop nitpicking about me saying one thing to one group and something else to another. In the end, if you elect me, you already know that I’ll do whatever I want whenever I want to. It’s less about a scattershot approach and more about winning. The ends justify the means, right? If you agree with me, vote for me and then let me worry about it.” —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS MEDIA DOESN’T GET HIM

Washington,DC August 14, 2016
“I will ban them all when I’m elected. They just don’t get how popular I am and how much you folks love me. They harp on and on about nothing really. Nothing any of us care about anyway. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know you do. It really irks me though, especially the failing New York Times. They call that reporting? C’mon. Come out to my rallies. See what the people respond to. They respond to me and my messages about me. I’m who they want to see and I’m willing to expose my most inner self to them at all times. I’m about honesty. I can’t help myself. The truth about me and what I am and what I do and what I want and what I have just flows like water from my lips. I mean who knows me best? Me or the media? Me. I know me best. I am in the best position to tell my story my way. I’m the one who is in control of me. I say what I think and it’s better than what other people especially the media think or say or do. I have all the information that needs to be distributed so they can save time and stop investigating and researching, just ask me and I’ll tell them whatever they want to know. No secrets, nothing to hide everything out in the open for all to see. Clear, crisp and fully under the microscope – I truly have nothing to hide. I’m an open book. Stop digging up stuff on me that no one and I mean no one wants to know about. Instead, just ask me and I’ll lay it out for you neat and tidy. If I am elected that is the way information will be distributed anyway. The old fashioned press conference in that little room is over. This is the digital age. I can tweet in my sleep. You really think I’m going to put on a suit and stand in that little room like a stooge for you to question like I’m on trial? How’d you ever get those other leaders to do that, anyway? Some leaders. Don’t bother driving over to the White House. Just follow me on Twitter and you’ll have all the info you need. You can submit any questions you have electronically and we’ll get to appropriate questions as we can. I’ll put together everything you need to know and save everyone time. As a truth-teller I can do that and better than anyone. Trust me. If I do take office there will be no press access to the White House. It’s a time waster and really out of date. I’ll be working on behalf of the American people and they don’t want me kowtowing to reporters and such when I could be negotiating deals and restoring America to greatness. So all you media types can just sit in your offices and cancel your travel budgets cause if I have anything to say, I’ll reach out to you. Until then write about the latest recipes, fashion and sports. Politics will be handled appropriately for once so you’d be wasting your time anyway. Besides, my strategy is to keep most things secret. And what I don’t keep secret will be layered with disinformation. Also to keep people off-balance I will say one thing and do another to really bring my unpredictability to a new level. I’ll mostly be acting on the political stage for the consumption of our enemies. All information, even basic Secret info will be strict need to know and broken into small components that five or more individuals carry separately. Then under certain circumstances they can be brought together to reconstitute the messages. See, my ability to keep a secret is more sophisticated than you thought. I’m also good at distraction and misdirection which should help keep our enemies off-balance for sure.” —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS NOT CRAZY

Ashburn, VA August 2, 2016
“I’m not crazy. She’s the devil, not me. She’s the one you should be looking at for testing. Get the demons out of Hillary, not me. I can control mine. I’m likely the sanest man on the planet. I’m very successful. I have a mansion and a yacht. Is anyone more successful than me? Not really. My head is screwed on straight. I’ve got it together. I’m my own man and build big things all over. People hire my company to consult. Do you usually pay millions of dollars to someone who is unstable? Stability is what I’m paid for. Keeping things on the up and up. On the straight and narrow. In a pigs eye I’m nuts. They’re nuttier than a fruitcake. Get my wallet from my jacket, I’ll show you who’s crazy. Here look do you see a business card from my shrink? See no shrink. I’m probably like the number one sanest person on this continent. Could I lend my name to developers if my name was no good? I beat all comers fair and square like I always do. Hillary should be committed not me. I take some meds to stay level, does she? Maybe the media should focus on Hillary’s stability not mine. I’m fully covered by my health plan and get all the medication I need. Nobody sleeps 4 hours and flies around like me. I’m everywhere. I don’t care if they legalize pot in Colorado or wherever. That’s not my prime concern. I got bigger fish to fry. There are a lot of Republicans that haven’t heard the last of me either. Drugs or no drugs I’ll take a medical test or drug test or whatever. Bring it on. I’m mentally competent. I’m the #1 most mentally competent man in the country. Nobody is more stable, even-tempered and likable than me. People form crowds wherever I go. People like me. I’m likable. Like me or don’t and I’ll return the favor at some point believe me. Get in line but be ready for blowback losers. I don’t let it roll off my back like water off a duck. I keep records. And remember insanity is not a plea or a defense, it’s just a state of mind if you can comprehend my stream of consciousness dynamic earthbound rhetorical diatribes with love and comfort but not the enemy cause that’s Hillary not me and whatever’s got a grip on her from inside get it out.” —slater.com©

CRUZ SAYS TO VOTE FOR HIM ANYWAY

Cleveland, OH July 21, 2016
“Vote your heart for freedom. Hear the bell of the people ringing and pull the lever with my name on it or write me in for the love of country. You know in your heart that only I can espouse and then execute on true conservative principles. Not Donald Trump or his thoughtless minions. It has to be me. I’m still available as a write-in. Use your voting power to send a message to Donald and his followers that we will not move. We will not be shaken. We will not change our positions for the convenience of the moment. Fly the Cruz flag next to the Stars and Stripes proudly. And if somehow I don’t get enough write-in votes to ascend to the Presidency and Hillary is elected then I can always try again in 2020. Remember I’m all about you and the USA not self-centered like the Donald. Vote your conscience fellow citizens.” —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS SENATOR FLAKE FROM AZ. WILL NOT BE RE-ELECTED

Washington DC July 7, 2016
“I told Senator Flake, you’ve been very critical of me. I noticed what he said and I told him in no uncertain terms that he will NOT be re-elected. No way. I remember Saddam having a similar meeting with politicians in Iraq. At some point during the meeting Saddam signaled for his goons to remove several attendees. They were never heard from again. Now don’t get me wrong. He was a bad man. But I can’t help but think that he got some respect from the rest of that audience, right? He knew how to work a room. Get it done. Now I’m not a bad man. So I can’t do anything exactly like that. But a boy can dream, right? I mean if you think about moving forward with our plans, we need to get up to speed quick, not dawdle. I’m not a dawdler. I move and move quick. These boys better learn and learn fast. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. Right? There’s probably some way to water down Saddam’s methods and still get results. I just gotta find it”. —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS BREXIT GREAT FOR MY BUSINESSES

Edinburgh Scotland June 26, 2016
“This is great for me. I will make boatloads of money off of this decision and I think I was instrumental in guiding the Brits to this outcome. That is what you call true leadership. And yes I have my own self interest at heart. You don’t? There is really not much of a difference between the interests of the US and my personal holdings. Not the way I see it anyway. You’ve got to get up in the morning and take what’s truly yours if you want it like I do. Dream big dreams and don’t let anyone stand in your way. I told my fellow Scotsman to get on board or be left behind. Now some of these losers are buried under tons of dirt. At least their precious views are anyway. Play ball with me and I may throw a few crumbs your way. Act like my Scottish neighbors and I can leave your house sitting in the dark behind a 20 foot wall. They fought me and they lost. Losers loose. Read my books. So there are a lot of crybabies in Scotland right now who wasted their time fighting against me. But I cut the ribbon and launched one of the most beautiful courses anyway. Now they lost and their property is way down in value and they are behind a mountain of Trump dirt which they can stare at until they come to their senses and sell to me which is inevitable because winners win. It wouldn’t surprise me if Scotland ultimately joins up with the US after they break away from the UK and become a territory of the US. I’m not expansionist mind you but we have a lot to offer under my stewardship and I look forward to forming alliances with many willing partners during my terms”. —slater.com©

TRUMP DENIES THAT HE WILL SELECT HIMSELF AS VP

New York, NY June 19, 2016
“No, I will not choose myself as VP. If I’m President I cannot also be VP. I know this. What I was overheard saying was I’d like someone exactly like me and barring that I’m not sure that I will pick anyone at all. What that means is I may go it alone. I don’t know why it is necessary to have a shadow President in the wings. If something were to happen the Speaker of the House would become President, so we’re covered anyway. Many great leaders in the Middle East, Africa, Italy, Germany and throughout the world did not choose a second as it were. They made great strides in their countries and I don’t know of any reason why I can’t do the same for America”. —slater.com©