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TRUMP TRIES TO TIME TWEETS

Washington, DC June 5, 2017
“When I feel a lull in coverage, I tweet. Ratings matter. I don’t care if my staff or family asks me to keep quiet. The show must go on. Nobody shuts me down. I’m the richest multi-billionaire President there ever was. That didn’t happen by accident. Timing. Timing. Some people wait for life to find them. I go and find life. I can mostly tell when to tweet or write or speak if it looks like everybody wants me to shut up. The more that I’m asked to keep a lid on it, the quicker I try to get my thoughts out to my people. Basically, I’m a contrarian. I do the opposite of the herd. Everyone says I should keep my big mouth shut so that’s my signal to lash out and spout like a harpooned whale. Recently though, I think they have caught on to my method of operating so they are using reverse psychology on me. Or at least they are trying to. Now when they tell me to speak out and tweet, I know that they don’t really want me to because they think I’ll do the opposite. But I’m on to them and I’m tweeting about people, cases before the Supreme Court, policies, intelligence, you name it. They can’t stop me and I won’t let them even try. I have the password to my twitter account and even if they take my phone away or shut it down, I can stop at any store or borrow anyones phone and release a fresh twitter storm at will. My voice which is the voice of my people will get out and be heard because I seem to know just what to say and exactly when to say it.” ~~slater.com©

PENCE PREPS PEERS PRIOR TO PRESIDENTIAL ASCENSION

Naval Observatory Washington DC May 17, 2017
“I stand fully by and with the President of the United States, Mr. Donald J.Trump. There is not a beam of sunlight between us or our positions. I am fully a loyalist and will go down with the ship or whatever it takes, hopefully we will sail on successfully. However, America is bigger than any one man. If called upon, I will rise to the occasion and serve this great nation of ours with honor, dignity and truthfulness through to the letter of the law. I have asked my wife to prepare for a move downtown to Pennsylvania Avenue, not that we want to, no, but that we must in the name of all that is good, just and right with this land. For it is not what the stars say in their vast alignment but what is in our hearts as Americans and fellow travelers in this country that none of us deserve but we are blessed to be a part of. I will accept my duties with a heavy heart and a willing spirit as I know our outgoing Commander in Chief would want me to do. I will forever be grateful to President Trump for his support and I think it is fair to say, I wouldn’t be where I am without his help.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SELECTS ERIC TRUMP AS FBI DIRECTOR

Washington, DC May 10, 2017
“My son Eric is very tall. About 6’7″ or so. Very tall. About the same height as former FBI Director Comey. He will do a fabulous job as Director. I wanted a fresh face. Someone from outside the agency to shake things up. Really place a new spin on the whole thing. Reset the priorities. Move the ball down field and reach our goals. I told him son, leave the past in the past. Focus on the future. With that in mind I’ve asked him to close the books on old and tired investigations. While everyone else is squinting to look in the rear view mirror I told him to ignore their cries for justice for past sins and begin anew. As far as me and the new Director are concerned today is the first day of the rest of our administration”. ~~slater.com

PUTIN TELLS TRUMP COMEY’S GETTING CLOSE

Washington, DC May 10, 2017
“I didn’t fire Comey because Vlad told me he’s on to us. There’s nothing for him to find anyway. I’m my own man. Everyone knows that. Decisions made by me are my own. Period. Vlad didn’t care if Comey was still the FBI Director when Sergey Lavrov arrived in DC today. I just thought that it would be a nice gesture. I mean I was planning to let him go anyway, so why not get some additional mileage out of it by having it timed for Sergey’s visit today. Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak”. ~~slater.com

REPUBLICANS SAY THEY WILL OPPOSE OPPOSE OPPOSE

March 26, 2017 Washington, DC
“We were sent here to Washington by our constituents with a single purpose. Opposition. Oppose Democrats, Oppose Republicans, Oppose Liberals, Oppose Independents, Oppose Conservatives. Oppose anyone and oppose everyone. We will fight and stand by our convictions. We will not compromise. We will not waver and we will not bend nor break. We are firm in our resolve and hear us now: you can take your ill-designed, poorly thought out, Obamacare light, so-called repeal and replace and stuff it in your pillow for extra padding. Because that’s all you’re ever going to do with it. We must follow the wishes of our constituents. And they say, stay the course, easy on the gas, steady as she goes, this ship will not be swayed by your false promises and barely-couched threats. We are sticking and we’re all in with this hand. Until the people have a health care plan that’s as good as the Congressional Health care plan we have, we’ll be voting down any Democratically devised programs. We’ll wait ’em out until we have a majority in the House, Senate and even the Presidency, if necessary. However long it may take, we’ll vote yes when all the stars are aligned.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE CAN FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME

Washington, DC March 21, 2017
“Abraham Lincoln was wrong. He said, “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time”. But I believe I can fool all of the people all of the time because that’s not really my intention. That’s because the truth is fungible. How do we really know how many dimensions there are? Who can tell if string theory permeates speech and actions? Are we really here? Right? Maybe, but probably not. So what so-called words am I speaking or writing that can be quantified in earthly linguistics? Do you truly know how you came to be? What is existence? Is it different for you than me? Can you be the judge of what is real in my world? Should you judge me? Or anyone? So it’s not really a psychic shell game, but a sorely needed shot of non-reality which coincides with the seeming reality we all may find ourselves in. Believe me.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS OBAMACARE BAD

Washington DC, March 12, 2017
“Obamacare is very very bad. Very bad. Sad even. Not redeemable in any way. A total mess. In a complete state of collapse. Totally over. Fortunately we will repeal and replace Obamacare with Trumpcare which will be a first class, high-end, total care plan. We will offer all kinds of healthcare packages for the American people. They will be very affordable. In fact each person will only buy what they can afford. No one and I repeat no one will be forced to buy any coverage at all. Buy whatever type of health coverage you like. If you like it buy it. Many people will go without and just roll the dice. That is their choice, right? We won’t force you to buy something that you don’t want like Obama did. You’re free now. Of course, if you buckle down, work hard, save and invest your money you can buy some of our gold and platinum packages with classy top-shelf healthcare and all the frills. That’s additional incentive to study, apply yourself and be fiscally disciplined. If not, you might need to go without or move to San Francisco and camp out near Nancy Pelosi’s house. She might fund a clinic for anyone who stops by. I’m more of a cash and carry type of guy. In any case, I always say don’t give a man a Band-Aid. Teach him how to heal a wound on his own and he’ll never have an open sore again.” ~~slater.com©

OBAMA DENIES BUGGING TRUMP

Washington, DC March 5, 2017
“I didn’t need to bug him. He can barely contain a single thought that enters his mind. He tweets more than Sasha and Malia combined. It’s like a Jr. High School girl with her first phone. Wire tap him? He bares his innermost soul to the world almost every single day. He says the embarrassing, shocking, hurtful thoughts that most adults have the good sense and self control to replace with common courtesy in polite society. Bug him? I’d rather play Barry Manilow albums backwards to see if there were any hidden messages. It would be more entertaining and productive. If I wanted to know what candidate Trump was saying about any topic, I could’ve turned on any channel at any time. The media he whines incessantly about propped him up into the premier cover girl with 2-3 billion dollars worth of free coverage during the campaign. More info on him? I think I’ve heard enough.” ~~slater.com©

MEDIA CALLS TRUMP FAKE PRESIDENT

Washington, DC February 24, 2017
“We think that Donald Trump is a fake President. We have a series of reliable sources that say he is totally fake with a capital F. Fake like nobody’s business. Faux like the fake facades on his buildings. Glittery like a fake glass ring. Phony like fools gold. If Judges are so-called fake judges and the media only reports fake made-up stories then the leader of this sad rusting hulk adrift at sea must also be fake. President in name only like the shiny gold signs he rents to hotels, apartments and casinos. Not really a Trump property, just says Trump on the door to draw people in.”

In response, President Trump said, “The fake media is at it again. I’m not fake they are. That’s what they are but what am I? Not fake, I can tell you that. I’m the real deal. You don’t get more down to earth real than me. I’m the realist realist you’re gonna find. So the story they just printed about me being fake was fake. That means that two fakes make a real. So if they’re completely fake and their stories are fake, then the story about me being fake wasn’t real and I’m real which like I so totally already knew without their help.”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TELLS NORDSTROM TO REMEMBER MACY’S

Washington, DC February 12, 2017
“If I were Nordstrom I’d look at what happened to Macy’s after they dropped my clothing line. Their stock tanked. The CEO is out and I hear the chain is up for sale. Basically it was a healthy prosperous retailer and now resembles a damaged ship listing to port. Just saying.” ~~slater.com©