TRUMP TO STOP IMPRISONING CHILDREN

Washington DC January 7, 2019
“All the uproar over these illegal children storming our borders is pointless. These kids and their families are breaking the law, not me. I’m not guilty, they are. How come if they are illegally crossing the border and we throw them in fenced pens inside abandoned Walmarts, I’m to blame? Remember, I’m a citizen, they’re not. I’ve got American rights, they don’t. I don’t know who they are. I don’t know where they’re from. What exactly do you want me to do? I’m the chief law enforcement officer for this country, so I lock ’em up. Whatever age they are, wherever they’re from, whoever they are. We’ve rented large abandoned buildings and installed indoor fencing to hold ’em till we can figure out how to send em back wherever it is they came from. I mean the parents are charged as adult illegals and sent to prison, but we can’t send the kids to prison so we pen ’em up in those stores, but everyone’s complaining about the conditions. I don’t see everyone stepping up to house these kids, besides we can’t really release them into anyone’s custody but their parents anyway, so our hands are tied. Now if you’d have given me my wall right away, they wouldn’t even be here now, would they? No. So whose fault is it? Not mine. Anyway, I’m tired of the complaining about the conditions of these separated pened up children. We won’t do it anymore, I’m pretty sure of that. We just need to try and find out where the parents are so we can get them back together. It is a very dramatic ending to this episode and I want to capture all the overflowing emotions during the tearful reunions. I’m pretty sure the press will focus on nothing but this happy ending for a good long time.” ~~slater.com©