Category Archives: Washington D.C.

TRUMP SAYS LET THE KIDS PAY FOR THE TAX CUTS

Washington, DC December 20, 2017
“The kids didn’t build this country, we did. If this tax reduction bill increases the national debt by 1.5 Trillion dollars, so what. They should just consider it a past due invoice for services rendered. Someones got to pick up the check and it ain’t gonna be me.” ~~slater.com©

USA TODAY SAYS TRUMP UNFIT TO CLEAN TOILETS

Washington, DC December 13, 2017
“They’re right, I wouldn’t be a great choice for toilet work. I’ll leave that to the rest of the swamp. I’m clean, they’re sloshing around in the muck. People, you gotta stick with me. Don’t let this Kirsten Gillibrand run her mouth off without a response. You bet I’m gonna fight back and fight back hard. Your President is not a quitter. I won’t quit. I’ll say what I want whenever I want. I’m just trolling you anyway. In order to juice the ratings, I know just what will get you people all riled up. Right now while you think I’m down on the mat, I’m sitting on my couch laughing my head off. Sure I care about the country, just not as much as I love yanking your chains.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TAKES CREDIT FOR BITCOINS RISE

Washington, DC November 28, 2017
“I did it. I think everyone agrees with me. I’m responsible. Bitcoin hit $10,000 on some exchanges today. Where do you think it would be if I wasn’t in charge? Right, nowhere. I’ve always been good at making nothing seem like something and vice versa. Bitcoin was made for me. I mean maybe I’m that Satoshi guy. Can you prove I’m not? In any event, I’ve instructed the Philadelphia and Denver mints to begin to design new bitcoins with the distinct likeness of me for distribution in 2018. Like me, I expect the freshly pressed coins to be priceless.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS INDICTMENTS COULD BE BEST EVER

Washington, DC October 31, 2017
“These indictments were wrong. Hillary is the guilty one not my team. That I can tell you. They did it, not us. It’s them once again. Look over there to the Dems. Guilty is as guilty does. I don’t really know what that means but I know it fits this situation. Who is this Papadopolous? Can you prove we even paid him one red cent? No. Unpaid hanger on. Am I supposed to track everyone in the US and know what they are up to every moment even if they are not officially on my staff? I don’t think so. And Manafort doesn’t work for me either at least not when all this happened, I don’t think. And Gates, who is he? Let Bill Gates handle that, I’m not related. Bottom line is this, these are some of the most fake, reaching charges I’ve seen and I don’t think anything will even come of it. But I gotta say, they are creating a media spectacle and you know what that means. Ratings. Big, beautiful high ratings. This show could be the most watched and best ever”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS DISGUSTED BY WEINSTEIN AND O’REILLY

Washington, DC October 27, 2017
“What were they thinking? There’s no place for that kind of unacceptable behavior in our society today. I will do what I can from my position as role model to instill the concept of respect for all women. Men must know that no means no and there can be no equivocation whatsoever. My use of the Presidency to promote proper interpersonal interactions will set the bar high enough so we can be proud of our nation and provide an example of how to live for our children”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS NEW TAX PLAN WON’T HELP HIM PERSONALLY

Washington, DC October 1, 2017
“This plan will not help me in any way. Bad. Bad for me personally. That is for sure. I lose, but my people win. I’m for them. Not for me. I’ve always been a giver. It’s in my make up. I can’t help it even if I wanted to. Now it is possible that my children might get some small benefit from this. After we eliminate the estate tax also called the death tax, my kids will save a little. Let’s see, I’m worth 10 billion dollars, so 40% of ten billion dollars is 4 Billion dollars minus the exemption of about 6 million, ok still about 4 billion in savings. About a billion dollars per kid or so. Those kids work hard though. You’ve never seen anything like the way these kids work. Never. But this will also help family farms and other business owners, not just my family. Also, with the AMT gone, I might save 50 or 60 million dollars a year in income tax based on last years returns. But remember I don’t always make the same amount each year so I might not save, right? As far as ballooning the deficit, no problem, I called Saudi Arabia, Germany, Japan and China and they said they would keep buying our government bonds for as long as it takes for the trickle down effect of my plan to take hold. I always say you have to spend money to make money especially if it’s other peoples money, right? The main thing is that my little people could save between $500 and $1,000 per year to shop or whatever so we all win. And most important is that I donate my $400,000 salary each year to good causes so I’m not an accountant but it all nets out one way or another, I’m sure.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS ANTHEM RESPECT #1 PRIORITY RIGHT NOW

Washington, DC September 25, 2017
“I won’t take my eye off the ball and neither should they. Right now in our land there may be devastation in Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico. Stand strong my fellow citizens. I know that you are hurting. But as President I’ve got to protect the flag first and let everything else fall into place after that. My main priority is to gin up my base and rev up the party into a full lathered frenzy about football protests. This is not political. It is existential. With the press making up stories about Russia and other stuff, I’ve got to counter that fake fog with my own big top style extravaganza laden sports circus. It’s paramount to our country and I believe this should be the #1 item covered by all major media for the foreseeable future. Even if they still talk about the other stuff, this’ll drown out a lot of it and there’s nothing they can do about it”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP TELLS REPUBS CHUCK AND NANCY ARE NICE TO ME

Washington, DC September 10, 2017
“I told Mitch and Paul to play nice with me. But they took their bat and ball and went home without finishing the game. So I looked around town for other playmates and found Chuck and Nancy sitting alone. They were nice to me and played ball. I don’t like to be left alone. So Chuck and Nancy asked me to vote for their idea and I did. They’re nice. I like Chuck and Nancy”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE LOVES HIS LITTLE DREAMERS

Washington, DC September 6, 2017
“I love me my precious dreamers. You are very much cared for and loved. It’s my tough love approach that will make you and this great country of ours stronger. Go, go out into the world. Seek your fortune and your fate. Leave the nest my little dreamer babies, well some of you are almost 30 now aren’t you? I love you all…I do so much it hurts me more than it hurts you I’ll bet. I expect to hear great things from you little dreamers. And one day, if you’re good, maybe you can return to the USA with your head held high and a new confidence as you will have faced down the world with a grit you could only have picked up here in America. Yes, my baby dreamers, we give you a big gift as we push off your little rowboats from our pleasant shores and send you out like Cuba did in their boat lift. Goodbye dreamers, you will thank me later, believe me.” ~~slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HE’LL CREATE JOBS BY ALLOWING EVERYONE IN AMERICA TO WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A FEW DAYS

Washington, DC August 18, 2017
“Only I could arrange for my citizens to receive gainful employment experience here in DC. I will hire anyone interested in a temporary position into my administration. Although they may not be around that long, what happens in here will give them food for thought for the rest of their lives. I mean it. They’ll look back fondly at their brief time in the White House and pine for the old days when we could just shoot the breeze in the oval office. Fun times, good times. I’m looking forward to meeting a lot of you here in the Capitol for your on-boarding. To save time we also conduct your exit interview later that same day.” ~~slater.com©