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AOC PLANS TO SPEND JEFF BEZOS BILLIONS ON PET PROJECTS

New York, NY February 18, 2019
“I am still so excited about our huge victory over the richest man in the world! No one can say the little man can’t win anymore! We did it. And now we will allocate the Dollars where they are most needed. First to jobs training. We need jobs here in Queens. We’ve got to put our people to work. Education is next. We have to educate our citizens to be ready for any corporation that may want to set up shop here in Queens where I was elected. Remember, luck is just where preparation meets opportunity. We never know when a large employer from a distant place might choose our city for their far-flung operations, maybe even a new headquarters! Yes, it is rare for an entrenched company to move tens of thousands of potential positions to a new location. It is expensive and time consuming but we must be ready. Now that we have saved the 3 billion dollars that we would have had to give Jeff Bezos we can build schools and training centers – maybe even some health clinics for our citizens. Bottom line, we will allocate the money and keep it out of the greedy hands of entrepreneurs and so-called business people. We, the duly elected representatives of the people, will begin these programs as soon as I am informed where the 3 billion dollars that we were going to credit Amazon with is being held. After they tell me where it is, I’ll post a photo on instagram so you can all see the pile of cash, and then as we spend it, I’ll show you the people coming in to cart it away so we can build all our new facilities and programs”. ~~slater.com©

TRUMP REVOKES WASHINGTON POST PRESS CREDENTIALS

New York, NY June 14,2016
“I had to do it. They weren’t playing fair. I’m the only one who can do this. If there’s one thing I stand for it’s the truth. On this everybody is in agreement. Truth is paramount to my entire makeup. After all, without truth what do our words really mean? Think about it and give thanks that a truth-teller is in this race for leader of the free world. The Washington Post has irked me like nobody’s business so I’m pulling my invites and barring them at the door to my exclusive events. The reason so many people fight to get in to see me is that air of complete exclusivity. I’m not always in town. Catch my act when you can. Don’t miss it. It’ll be a party, you can count on that, my friends. But don’t expect to see Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post operatives milling around the press corral cause I’m closing the barn door before they even get in. I won’t have to say get ’em out of here cause they won’t even be allowed in to start with. Bye Washington Post and I’m sure gonna check to see if any of my staff has been ordering from Amazon too. That’s just another Jeff Bezos tool that I need to look into. Did amazon stock and promote my red hats? My ties? My water and my steaks? Or did they bury my products where nobody could see them and highlight Hillarys merchandise instead? Look, until the Washington Post gets with the program and starts to align their thinking with reality, I will continue the ban even if I’m elected President including Press Conferences.” —slater.com©