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TRUMP SAYS BREXIT GREAT FOR MY BUSINESSES

Edinburgh Scotland June 26, 2016
“This is great for me. I will make boatloads of money off of this decision and I think I was instrumental in guiding the Brits to this outcome. That is what you call true leadership. And yes I have my own self interest at heart. You don’t? There is really not much of a difference between the interests of the US and my personal holdings. Not the way I see it anyway. You’ve got to get up in the morning and take what’s truly yours if you want it like I do. Dream big dreams and don’t let anyone stand in your way. I told my fellow Scotsman to get on board or be left behind. Now some of these losers are buried under tons of dirt. At least their precious views are anyway. Play ball with me and I may throw a few crumbs your way. Act like my Scottish neighbors and I can leave your house sitting in the dark behind a 20 foot wall. They fought me and they lost. Losers loose. Read my books. So there are a lot of crybabies in Scotland right now who wasted their time fighting against me. But I cut the ribbon and launched one of the most beautiful courses anyway. Now they lost and their property is way down in value and they are behind a mountain of Trump dirt which they can stare at until they come to their senses and sell to me which is inevitable because winners win. It wouldn’t surprise me if Scotland ultimately joins up with the US after they break away from the UK and become a territory of the US. I’m not expansionist mind you but we have a lot to offer under my stewardship and I look forward to forming alliances with many willing partners during my terms”. —slater.com©

TRUMP DENIES THAT HE WILL SELECT HIMSELF AS VP

New York, NY June 19, 2016
“No, I will not choose myself as VP. If I’m President I cannot also be VP. I know this. What I was overheard saying was I’d like someone exactly like me and barring that I’m not sure that I will pick anyone at all. What that means is I may go it alone. I don’t know why it is necessary to have a shadow President in the wings. If something were to happen the Speaker of the House would become President, so we’re covered anyway. Many great leaders in the Middle East, Africa, Italy, Germany and throughout the world did not choose a second as it were. They made great strides in their countries and I don’t know of any reason why I can’t do the same for America”. —slater.com©

TRUMP TELLS RYAN AND REPUBLICAN LEADERS TO SHUT UP

New York, NY June 16,2016
“They better mind their manners. If little Pauly don’t shut his pie hole, I’ll run without them. I’m not sure if it will be the Trump party or some other thing but I’m the leader of the Republicans now and if they don’t heave to I’ll find people who will. Y’know I don’t need a single one of those losers. Today loser McCain is stealing my line about Obama being responsible for the Orlando mess. But it was my idea about Obama. Where was he for the last few years while I was out on the campaign trail informing the ignorant and uneducated masses? Losers. Losers lose, I tell you. Always. They have no right to call themselves Republicans, not even Prince Reibus the so called party head. Please. He’s with me one day and against me the next. That’s not leadership and I can do without him and easily. These guys are an anchor holding me back. Just shut up and let me be me. The workers party needs to get to work and quick. Little Paulie Ryan is spouting his mouth off about separate but equal powers. He doesn’t get it. That’s where the gridlock comes from. He’s part of it. I’m the roto-rooter guy and only I can snake out the lines and flush all the congestion from the system. But they’ve got to get behind me, everything I stand for and everything that I say. We must move as one. For the last time, zip it while I’m outside the beltway because after I move in you pathetic losers will wish you did.” —slater.com©

TRUMP WONDERS ABOUT OBAMAS LOYALTY TO USA

New York, NY June 15, 2016
“No I don’t think he sold the gun to that nut in Orlando, but I wonder about things. Y’know people are saying all my innuendo and hypothesizing is off base. But I really wonder what’s going on. I mean was he even born here. Some say he went to school as a child in Malaysia. I mean if you were born in the US would you attend school in another country? I wouldn’t. And he won’t say things that I want him to say in a specific phraseology. Why not? Do his off-country bosses prohibit such speech? Could he have been involved in the Florida disaster in some way? You’d have to ask him. But whatever he says, can we believe it? I mean is he credible if we don’t know if he’s really American? I sure don’t know. Maybe nobody does. Fortunately whoever he is and whoever he’s working for he’s scheduled to leave in a matter of months. But it’s a head-scratcher isn’t it? Who is he really and what is he up to? Who is he working for? If you elect me at least none of these type of questions will need to be raised. I’m red, white and true blue like the flag.” —slater.com©

TRUMP REVOKES WASHINGTON POST PRESS CREDENTIALS

New York, NY June 14,2016
“I had to do it. They weren’t playing fair. I’m the only one who can do this. If there’s one thing I stand for it’s the truth. On this everybody is in agreement. Truth is paramount to my entire makeup. After all, without truth what do our words really mean? Think about it and give thanks that a truth-teller is in this race for leader of the free world. The Washington Post has irked me like nobody’s business so I’m pulling my invites and barring them at the door to my exclusive events. The reason so many people fight to get in to see me is that air of complete exclusivity. I’m not always in town. Catch my act when you can. Don’t miss it. It’ll be a party, you can count on that, my friends. But don’t expect to see Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post operatives milling around the press corral cause I’m closing the barn door before they even get in. I won’t have to say get ’em out of here cause they won’t even be allowed in to start with. Bye Washington Post and I’m sure gonna check to see if any of my staff has been ordering from Amazon too. That’s just another Jeff Bezos tool that I need to look into. Did amazon stock and promote my red hats? My ties? My water and my steaks? Or did they bury my products where nobody could see them and highlight Hillarys merchandise instead? Look, until the Washington Post gets with the program and starts to align their thinking with reality, I will continue the ban even if I’m elected President including Press Conferences.” —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS NOT RACIST

New York, NY June 7, 2016
“I’m not a racist. I really don’t even know exactly what that means. And I don’t think anyone else does either. I’m a purist. I like easy to understand things. I understand that I may have insulted Mexicans with my wall idea. That’s why I think the judge is ruling against me. He’s the racist. It’s my race that wants a wall and he’s against me and my race and my wall. Think about that instead of always accusing me of being a bigot and prejudiced. Remember everyone of my fellow Republican opponents asked me to back down from one position or another. Where are they today? I’m no racist by the way. More than 66% of my wives were not born in the USA. That means that 4/5 of my children are first generation Americans like the Indiana judge. My mother was not born in the USA so even an all american apple pie patriot like I am is the child of an immigrant. That proves I’m not a racist. Is Hillary a first generation American like me and most of my wives and kids? Think about that people. Maybe I’m the immigrant leader. The immigrant prototype. I’m the hero of the oppressed people who are yearning to breathe free. I want them to come here and follow my lead. I’m not the one against them. I’m one of them and the most real and genuine foreigner lover you’re likely to meet.” —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS I’LL HAVE PAUL RYANS FULL SUPPORT

Washington, DC May 15, 2016
“Look Paul needs to go through this dance. I get it. But in the end he knows where his bread is buttered. Every member of the house feeds at the troth and I’ve got the biggest troth. It’s just a matter of time. They’re all kissing up now. Not every one, but almost every one and soon we’ll be one big happy family with me at the head of the table. They can say whatever they want and do whatever they want but when push comes to shove they’ll get in line and follow the leader – me. I’ve been through this a million times. All the opposition, posturing, disagreements and in the end they’re struggling for nothing. I’ll win as winners do and they’ll want to be associated with a winner. Their claims of moral superiority will go by the wayside as in the end they’ll just do what they think is in their own best interest and that always means rationalizing anything to be friends with the President. And that will be me.” —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS HIS VICTORY WAS INEVITABLE

New York, NY May 5, 2016
“I am and always will be a winner. I win. And I keep on winning. When you understand the winning mentality completely you begin to grasp what I will do for this country. I will return us to winning status. Like me we will be winners again. Winners who win. And keep on winning. Not winning occasionally or sporadically but winning often and always. Winners win and leaders return their organization, teams and countries,if you will, back to a winning mentality. The US has lost so often for so long we can’t even conceive of what it is like to prevail continually. But I can and I’ll bring that victorious spirit back to America and quickly I might add. Very quickly. I’m not superhuman, I just know how to win. I know the angles. I know the weak points of my opponents. And I know what buttons to press and when. Whether you voted for me or not, know this – You’re about to go for a ride like you’ve never been on before. A ride that leads to triumph after triumph. Victory after victory. Nobody will tread on us and take advantage of our generosity again. We will help people, but we need to rebuild our country first. When your boat is taking on water you don’t throw lifelines to everybody. After all do you want to pull people who are in trouble onto a ship that’s also in distress? No, you repair your ship and then you can reach out to help everyone else. I will repair the SS United States even if it takes more than the currently authorized 2 terms”. —slater.com©

CRUZ SAYS HE KNOWS HE WON’T WIN BUT CAN’T STOP RUNNING

Indianapolis,IN May 3, 2016
“I know I can’t win but I don’t want to stop. I love it out here. The people. The crowds. The cheers. Even the jeers. The energy of so many Americans participating in this nomination process is exhilarating. I’m afraid I’m changing from trusTED to addicTED. AddicTED to the constant media interaction and the argumentation and debate. I really love it. Mainly I know what happens when I drop out. I won’t be in the eye of the hurricane anymore. My colleagues in the Senate won’t exactly welcome me back with open arms either. I’ll be in a kind of no mans land, not a candidate and not really supported in my current job. That’s why I thought I’d juice up the coverage with a VP but the buzz didn’t last as long as I thought it would. When Carly fell off the stage yesterday I wasn’t really sure what was going on. I guess I should have gone over to see if she was OK but I was glad-handing and I know my time in the spotlight is almost over so I’m savoring every minute. I’m sure she’ll understand. We weren’t exactly destined to be together for much longer anyway”. —slater.com©

TRUMP SAYS 2006 MOVIE IDIOCRACY CONVINCED HIM TO RUN

New York, NY May 1st, 2016
“When I first watched the movie Idiocracy I thought y’know it was kinda funny. But as I pondered the message I knew it was directed at me. It was I who would lead the country through this turbulent time. It was me who would take the reigns and gallop America accross the finish line to a new prosperity. Only I could help to pull America out of the muddy ditch that the dumbest of the dumb dragged us down into. I saw the movie and I said out loud, they’re talking about me. They’re talking to me. It’s about me. Money is a fun game but it was time for me to give back and dedicate my time to the American people. And so I launched the campaign first in my mind. And now here I am today on the verge of becoming the President of the United States of America. Just a Hollywood movie about the future and now I’m living it out. It’s like a hazy dream really. I kinda see what’s up ahead but not entirely clearly. It’s a vision of America where I feel like I’m the only one who can pull it off. It’s my job, my responsibility. I’ve got to do it. Who else can? No one. So it’s up to me. I’m like that guy in the movie who the Army inadvertently sent to the future. He found himself unexpectedly President of the United States and I’m sensing that I’ll have the same destiny as he did.” —slater.com©